Manure Madness
The Road to the Final Foul
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| Your Official Butterfly Ballot |
| We don’t take elections lightly. In fact, we conferred extensively with some of the world’s leading ballot designers before settling on our virtual ‘butterfly’ ballot design. It’s classic, straightforward and thoroughly tested, and we were assured that no butterflies were harmed during production. We believe it disenfranchises only people who are not like ourselves, so you can vote with confidence. |
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| Click the Vote link below to begin voting. You’ll see two samples, with a Vote button beneath each. VOTE FOR THE WORST OF THE TWO. You can vote only once for each category, so if the sample on the right is the one that really curdled your bowels, then you would click the Vote button under that one and our Internet-era technology will automatically advance you to the next category. |
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