Geraldo at Large: Bull Alert

If you've always wanted to see one of the Idiots on TV -- and frankly there hasn't been anything as riveting since the last National Geographic special on man-eating fungi of the Amazon basin -- tonight could be a huge moment for you. Tune in to Geraldo at Large on Fox News (fair and balanced!) on Wednesday, October 11th for this fine evening program. A team of editors has been busy improving my 40 minutes of interview responses down to 38 seconds or so, so it may be nothing more than a glimpse.

If you've bought and read our book, this could be a waste of time for you. However, I've found what I consider to be a top-notch dry cleaner, and hopefully you'll appreciate how my suit and favorite dress shirt came out.

EDIT: Link to the segment on the Fox News web site